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It was only a castle when she began, but before long she knew it was Winterfell.
dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover
macabrekawaii:Last friday I had the privilege and pleasure of performing as Taako in “Story & Thong: A Burlesque tribute to the Adventure Zone” in Philly. It was an amazing night, produced by Hattie Harlowe, who was the most magnificent ruff
neonhuegoggles: funeral-beat: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT WHAT IS THIS Am I the only one who thinks he looks hot in that outfit, minus the horse head?
it was a logical ruse!
perletwo:note-a-bear:kata-speaks:Victorian era surgeons didn’t wash their hands and found the suggestion that they should wash their hands offensive.This was said by Charles Meigs AFTER multiple papers had been published showing how important it was
indig0wendig0: harebrained: Period Panties by Harebrained. YOOO OK LOOK THIS IS BETTER NOWI checked em out when it was just briefs and not shorts and I got super tired because the campaign had the fuckin casual cissexism that’s was too common with
herzspalter: Last part of Commissions for abucketofprotons, who asked for this little comic with the Necrobot! I am sorry this took so long, drawing a character that has exactly one small panel for reference was kinda exhausting, but it was fun! Thank
allanime01: caprediem: tassiekitty: samwinchesterswifipassword: seriouslyamerica: Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around. People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it. Chuckie, for most of the series
earthtogrounders: everyone-hearts-it: earthtogrounders: I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend But boys don’t get periods??? lol
it-a: commanderfantasy: illuminaticompass: @williamdewey @it-a this is the song that we heard on the escalator while in the con that we were both like “where have we heard this” It was fucking Jon Arbuckle YOU’RE FUCKING RIGHT
theshitfucksart: @geneticallyalien I honestly tried super hard (and I was totally biased and used one particular messy-flip selfie for the hair ref because I’m totally weak to those styles!) But hey I made a friend and this is basically what it was
ayellowbirds: bogleech: I know a lot of you vehemently hated Uncle Grandpa, so much so I made it the most extensive, arduous cartoon review I’ve ever done just to see if it was really that bad, my final conclusion being that it was just mostly average,
sirlionel13: mauve-moth: stomatium: just-shower-thoughts: Blind people must save a lot on electricity. They do actually! I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was
palalife: chambergambit: lizzah: chambergambit: Rey’s Bread. THAT WAS A PRACTICAL EFFECT.A MOTHERFUCKING PRACTICAL EFFECT.JESUS TAP DANCING HORATIO CHRIST. “I’m gonna be famous for Star Wars for nothing else but this bread! It was a little
liberalsarecool: This dad nails it. This is no more about bathrooms than it was about water fountains. It’s all Right Wing fear, hate, and bigotry.
theavc: Today is the 10-year anniversary of the “Shoes” video It may not seem like it, but 2006 was a different time. The concept of viral fame didn’t really exist yet. Even the creators of YouTube hadn’t quite figured out what it was for. (They
maliwanhellfires: scuba2000: virtuheaux: airlesscell: More vines like this I support this motion 10000% ^^ this is the sweetest gesture i’ve ever seen Aw, aw this was so sweet. I thought it was going to be another jump scare but instead it was
revolutionarygays: pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i
riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact
evilguacamole: ithelpstodream: Muslim community: this wasn’t an act of religion, it was homophobiaLGBT+ community: this wasn’t an act of religion, it was homophobiaShooter’s parents: this wasn’t an act of religion, it was homophobiaMedia: muslims
assholedisney: today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth.
trans-mom: featherdusters: deadjosey: god forbid u had to touch a transwoman you poor soul “Lesbian separatist” LMAO WHAT “A trans woman was nice and helpful to me and it was the worst.”
cherry-flavored-trickster: I was in a match with four Symmetras as Reinhardt and it was the best thing i am a proud father There was a Hanzo too…
scarletstartart: @geneticallyalien I honestly tried super hard (and I was totally biased and used one particular messy-flip selfie for the hair ref because I’m totally weak to those styles!) But hey I made a friend and this is basically what it was
somethingratchet: cozmeesah: EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right? The white house will never
newromanticss1989: theotherdibbles: wamscoastsmoker: httpwtnv: wamscoastsmoker: socialphobix: wamscoastsmoker: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K
kreapex: The original comic popped up on my dash the other day and I was immediately like I GOTTAbased on this sorry if it was done before!
logicalfangirl: This is right up there on my list of favorite Weird Moments From In-Game. It was an embarrassing loss, but it was funny as shit. I will never forget the Reaper that kept calling Soldier “papi” and going berserk whenever I died (then
chamiryokuroi: I love how people be like “Omg Ava is this strong only because of Wrathia! And if Wrathia was hoping to get into a more powerful being to defeat Titan, then Titan is even waaaay stronger” But I dont think it was all Wrathia there
ebisumaru: ebisumaru: I honestly had the worst dream possible last night It was just these two standing there and I couldn’t move that was the whole dream and I wanna die
kritterart: A Zenyatta approached me while I was busy obnoxiously murdering the ceiling as Reaper the other day. He thanked me once I finally stopped shooting and it was quiet again. Then I shot some more. He REALLY wanted me to chill out….
okolnir: “Their loss was not your fault, Fareeha. ” “They depended on me, and I let them down. It was my fault. ” “You’ll train yourself to death if you keep pushing yourself so hard like this. ” “If that’s what it takes, then so be
jara257: If she had a heart, Death was certain it would have skipped a beat as she drew out the mortal’s last breath. She’d never seen such beauty in her existence. Not because it was pure, not because it was undamaged. She’d seen plenty of those.
bwoltjen: This was a piece i made for the Game Grumps zine that Amanda and Janet put together! I had a lot of fun with it aaaaa… it was essentially based on some of my favorite episodes, specifically ones where Dan and Arin are sleepy.
ayyitsyaboizeke: I came across another one guys….it was too good to pass up, i saw this post, and thought it was so funny!
stickysheepart: At first it was one water nymph but i wanted to challenge myself to add to it so i took 15 min to fix it up a bit more
iamsodonerightnow: asian: nakedchicken97: asian: my friend told me that it looks like bukkake and i had to look it up Well did you find out what it was yeah it was just a tad bit more intensified than what i did, with a few extra hands I am
k1mkardashian: I had a dream I was nicki minajs stylist and we were picking out purses and she wanted to choose an ugly one and I told her straight up it was ugly and I was scared for a second but she thanked me for being real
heaux-ass: abcnews: North Carolina teacher has personalized handshakes with each of his students. “It was just one or two students and then it became contagious. I saw how much it meant to them.” http://abcn.ws/2jxFDgt Love it! lol
samanticshift: rosesetc: Can the art hoe side of tumblr please stop romanticising Vincent Van Gogh’s suicide attempt? Gogh ate paint because he knew it was toxic. He didn’t do it because yellow was a pretty, happy colour and he didn’t think eating
the-she-celt: happyspider6: just-a-skinny-boy: The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is. You aren’t worth something
kerbabbles: .giant horse. … aaaAAAAA AA SO I CAUGHT THE GIANT HORSE TODAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SO COOL HOW THAT HORSE WAS GANONDORF’S IN ANOTHER LIFE and so I drew this up!!!! I was thinking of naming my horse something sinister and evil, but
determinedtomato: my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you
goldenaltar: slimehater: lilmsawkward: Me I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female
it was always fumbles
Last night, I was listening to your audio Silent Knight. It was perfect because my mom was in the shower next to my room and you would whisper to be quiet while you fucked me. The thought of getting caught was one big turn on for me. Thank you.How dare
gunsandwwands: dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over
pocahonturd: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT YES IT’S BACK
awake-spirit: “I was born on a small pastoral farm in the north of Wall Sina, on a farm belonging to the noble house Reiss. Mother was always reading books, she was a beautiful woman. To me it was an incredibly normal lifestyle, but once I started
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
trendingly: Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
